Tag Archives: humor
You Might Be A Hyper-Preterist By Paul Manata I now bring you: you might be a hyper-preterist. 1. When you hurt your back playing golf and your buddies look at you and say, “you got a bum glorified body, didn’t … Continue reading
Someone shared this on my Facebook wall. I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. … Continue reading
From Mark Twain: Mine eyes have seen the orgy of the launching of the Sword; He is searching out the hoardings where the stranger’s wealth is stored; He hath loosed his fateful lightnings, and with woe and death has scored; … Continue reading
This is just for fun. I am not necessarily endorsing the finer points of what he is saying, but only pointing out how good a writer he really is. “When you criticize someone with followers, the followers recognize that, if … Continue reading
You might be Gnostic if you think that full time Christian ministry is superior to Artists who paint landscapes. You might be a Gnostic if you allegorize the parts of Scripture you find embarrassing. You might be Gnostic if you … Continue reading
He had little education except knowledge of the apocalyptic parts of the Bible. His mind worked on no known principles of logic. He glanced at facts only to reject them. He was a dreamer whose business it was to shape … Continue reading
Some CREC guys made fun of me because I was pro-Serb back in 2008, simply because I thought that making Kosovo a Muslim mafia/heroin state was a bad idea in the heart of Europe.